surprisecenters:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

what the fuck lmfao

ethan-lawson-wate:

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are my favorite couple ever

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

wintersoldjer:

ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS 

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

hallowpunk:

Sometime I wonder about Simon’s thought process here like “Ah yes, the perfect time to hit on this beautiful boy, exactly 0.8 seconds after bringing up his murdered ex-boyfriend. that should really get his loins ablaze”