"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"
- I was interrogated in prison. And I guess I panicked. I didn’t want to be a risk to the people close to me, so…
- You deleted your friends?
- My friends, anyone who ever helped me, my family.
- Your family?
- Of course, my family.
- How could you do that?
- Well, I don’t know. I suppose I must have loved them.
This is Criminal Law 100, or as I prefer to call it, How to Get Away with Murder.
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.